DICKBUTT

Big eyes. Tiny plans. Somehow, always the main character.

ALL EYES

Saw everything. Understood absolutely nothing.

Round body. Tiny limbs. A silhouette you only need to see once.

That blank little face has never offered an apology.

Four ways to turn a perfectly normal day into a Dickbutt day.

01 Wake up confused
Check the phone. Stare at the ceiling. The day is already asking too much.
02 Improvise breakfast
The pancake is airborne. So is his confidence. Neither has a landing plan.
03 Go cause a scene
Tiny feet. One skateboard. More confidence than coordination.
04 Find your people
Bring the weird friends. Take the front row. Become the distraction.

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Four things that make him unmistakably Dickbutt.

The eyes Always surprised
Two oversized eyes, tiny pupils, and the permanent look of someone who just opened the wrong tab.
The silhouette Impossible to mistake
One rounded body, a very unexpected profile, and absolutely no interest in fitting in.
The little limbs Big intentions
Skinny arms, little hands, and feet that keep taking him places he probably should not go.
The expression No comment
A tiny nose and one straight mouth. Somehow that is enough to make every situation funnier.